November 13th, 2007
About a month ago, my husbandÂ e-mailed this joke to me.
When I had been married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said,
“Honey, 25 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed, and watched a 10Â inch black & white TV; but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blonde.
Now we have a $500,000 home, a $45,000 car, a nice big bed, and a plasma TV; but I’m sleeping with a 50 year old woman.Â
It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things.”
My wife is a very reasonable woman.Â
She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old blonde; and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed, and watching a 10 inch black & white TV.Â
Aren’t older women great?Â
They really know how to solve a mid-life crisis!
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