August 18th, 2007
The other day someone e-mailed me this joke about a wedding anniversary. I thought it was very funny. Judge for yourself.
Jerry was in trouble.
He forgot his wedding anniversary.
His wife was really angry.
She told him “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds — AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!”
The next morning Jerry got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Jerry has been missing since Friday.
Thank goodness my anniversary didn’t go like this.
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